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Selecionei alguns Jack Bauer facts (contém spoilers das primeiras 4 temporadas, mas não da quinta):

Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

Jack Bauer often stands in front of his microwave and yells "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" while waiting for his Top Ramen to cook.

Jack is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now.

Jack Bauer slept with Nina who slept with Tony who slept with Michelle which explains why she was immune to the virus.

As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"

If you're a terrorist, Jack Bauer is the last person on Earth you want to see. Fortunately, if you're a terrorist, Jack Bauer probably is the last person you'll ever see on Earth.

If Jack Bauer was interrogating Morpheus in "The Matrix", Zion would have been fucked.

If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.

If you want to make Jack Bauer mad, just use terms like "protocol", "orders", or "civil liberties".